|
Humor
 200500000504 Bush in a Box Kit
Andrews McMeel He may be the most powerful man in the world, but who better to have a bit of fun with? This kit includes a stand-up cartoon figure of George W. with self-stick quotes that can be attached, a plastic stand, and a booklet of humorous Bushisms. $ 6.99
 200900006075 Nurses 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Nurses Desk Calendar: Screaming toddlers. Chaotic emergency rooms. Smug doctors. Twelve-hour shifts. It's all in a day's work for nurses. The nurse professionals who have been in the trenches—whether at a hospital, medical office, or nursing home—will appreciate and understand this day-to-day calendar. Each entry includes a true tale, anecdote, or witty quote that every nurse will read, recognize, and enjoy. $ 11.99
 200900001400 Biddys 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Biddys Mini Wall Calendar: The Biddy's calendar is the funniest thing since the invention of the girdle. For those who enjoy a good laugh, this calendar puts it all in perspective with a humorous look at the aging process. This mini wall calendar features caricatures of old women with a zest for life! $ 7.99
 200900005972 Sick Day Handbook 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Sick Day Handbook Desk Calendar: Based on the hilarious book of the same name, The Sick Day Handbook is a year-long resource for how to absent yourself from the 9 to 5. You'll learn what illnesses to catch and how to talk about them, and surefire excuses so bizarre no one could make them up. In fact, your boss will think you are such a moral person she'll beg you to take a day off. $ 11.99
 200900006164 Baby Blues 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Baby Blues Desk Calendar: Playdates, potty training, peanut butter sandwiches, and general pandemonium are just part of a typical day in the life of the MacPherson family, as captured in the uproariously funny comic strip Baby Blues. Each page of this calendar features a different Baby Blues comic and chronicles Wanda and Darryl's hilarious challenges of childrearing throughout the year. $ 12.99
 200900006046 Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Wall Calendar: Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on redneck. He defines it as a glorious absence of sophistication. And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Back for another year, this wall calendar features one of David Boyd's illustrations accompanied by a redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy. $ 13.99
 200900006157 Cartoons from The New Yorker 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Cartoons from The New Yorker Desk Calendar: Whether the topic is sex, money, marriage, employment, politics or dating, the Cartoons from The New Yorker 2009 Calendar has it covered. Created by the most talented cartoonists of our time, these cartoons are edgy, sarcastic, incisive, and entertaining. Whether the calendar sits on your desk at home or on your desk at the office, it's guaranteed to dish out the humor in a way no other calendar can. $ 12.99
 200900006143 Dilbert 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Dilbert Mini Wall Calendar: Wally practices work avoidance as if it's some New Age religion, Alice resorts to violent measures to relieve stress, and Dilbert remains cluelessly above it all. Throw in a boss who manages via buzzwords, and you have the main players in the favorite strip among office dwellers everywhere: Dilbert. It's a cast of characters all too familiar to most, which accounts for no small part of its amazing success. It seems that everyone knows, has worked with, or unknowingly is a Dilbert type. Lowly interns and CEOs alike can find a place for this conveniently sized calendar in their cubicles or corner offices. Each month features a full-color Dilbert strip that includes an expanded panel. $ 7.99
 200900006026 Medical Bloopers 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Medical Bloopers Desk Calendar: This calendar is filled with humorous happenings as reported by doctors, nurses, and technicians working within the medical profession. You will be shocked and amazed to the point of laughter by what people say and the things they do in the presence of their caregivers. $ 12.99
 200900006175 365 Great Things About Getting Older 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel 365 Great Things About Getting Older Desk Calendar: Grandchildren, golf games, and great big ol' Cadillacs are just a few of the great things about getting older. Each page of this lighthearted and optimistic calendar provides a humorous entry about the aging process or a celebrity quote about growing older. The perfect gift for milestone birthdays. $ 12.99
 200900001398 Crack 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Crack Mini Wall Calendar: Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis has been selling his offbeat greeting cards for more than a decade. He emphasizes that the cards that feature butts are always the ones that sell the best! The Crack Calendar features twelve of Eric's funniest cartoons. We defy anyone to look through them without cracking a smile. $ 7.99
 200900006028 Legal Lunacies 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Legal Lunacies Desk Calendar: Author Richard Bauman uncovers the most incompetent criminals, outrageous laws and ludicrous lawsuits, including crazy court cases in which you guess the verdict! Illustrator C.A. Boyer adds to each day's fun with hilarious illustrations of Legal Lunacies throughout the year. $ 12.99
 200900006074 Nurses 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Nurses Wall Calendar: This wall calendar is a must-have for nursing professionals, highlighting the humor that nurses face in everyday situations. Clever and whimsical captions accompany the black-and-white vintage photos in this calendar, offering a lighthearted look at the nursing profession. In this profession where anything can happen, laughter is truly the best cure. $ 12.99
 200900006066 Peanuts 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Peanuts Mini Wall Calendar: LINUS, LUCY, PIGPEN, SNOOPY, SALLY, PEPPERMINT PATTY . . . they are all household names, and they are all here in this charming full-color calendar. Each monthly spread spotlights a PEANUTS signature pose and the classic strip that inspired it. How cool is that? $ 7.99
 200900006080 Murphy's Law 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Murphy's Law Desk Calendar: This cynical and witty calendar features humorous laws, principles, and observations about anything and everything that can go wrong. Whether it's relationships, the office, hobbies, technology, or daily life, these glass-is-half-empty suppositions will have even the biggest curmudgeons chuckling. $ 12.99
 200900001367 Crack 2009 Desk Calendar
Sellers Publishing Crack Desk Calendar: Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis has been selling his offbeat greeting cards for more than a decade. He emphasizes that the cards that feature butts are always the ones that sell the best! The slightly twisted humor of award-winning artist Eric Decetis is sure to make you crack a smile every day. $ 13.99
 200900006159 Brevity 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Brevity Desk Calendar: Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it's also not your normal comics fare. In the hands of Guy Endore-Kaiser and Rodd Perry, it is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic, and often uproariously funny. It features a smorgasbord of nerds, socks, animals, sporks, and people who are stuck on a deserted island. This calendar features a hilarious Brevity panel each day. $ 12.99
 200900006142 Dilbert 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Dilbert Wall Calendar: Office politics, bosses from hell, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, pointless assignments. The same things that make us scream in our cubicles make us laugh out loud when we're viewing them vicariously in Dilbert, Scott Adams's comic strip, which appears in more than 2,000 newspapers. Turn over a new full-color Dilbert scene complemented by two supporting strips each month. $ 13.99
 200900006069 Peanuts 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Andrews McMeel Peanuts Engagement Calendar: It's the late 1950s. CHARLIE BROWN's little sister, SALLY, is born. LUCY freaks out about dog germs. SNOOPY pretends to be a mountain lion. Years may go by, but this calendar's appeal is timeless. With a full-color 1950s-era Sunday strip on each spread, 2009 will be a hoot. And there is lots of space in this twelve-month weekly calendar for notes and doodles. $ 12.99
 200900000780 Disoriented Express 2009 Wall Calendar
DateWorks Disoriented Express Wall Calendar: Start the new year right, take a trip on the Disoriented Express. It's another trip through the slightly-skewed world of cartoonists who see the world a little differently than the rest of us. Each day you'll enjoy a new take on life, the working world and just about every facet of contemporary life that can possibly be made fun of. Help yourself to a good laugh each day—buy this calendar, now! $ 13.99
 200900006151 Close to Home 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Close to Home Desk Calendar: In the Close to Home calendar, John McPherson's frumpy and goofy-eyed characters are found in the most nutty situations—like the flight attendant who offers paper or plastic airsickness bags to passengers, the man who borrows his niece every Friday night to meet women, or the boy who outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system. Whatever the subject, these cartoons will help start your day with humor—and without sore muscles or caffeine jitters. $ 12.99
 200900006068 Peanuts 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Peanuts Desk Calendar: You know them. You love them: Snoopy on his doghouse, Linus with his security blanket, and Charlie Brown on the baseball mound. The entire cast of PEANUTS characters can be found in this fun calendar. With a whole year of daily and Sunday comic strips, this calendar will put a smile on anyone's face. $ 12.99
 200900006146 Dilbert 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Andrews McMeel Dilbert Engagement Calendar: Office politics, bosses from hell, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, pointless assignments. The same things that make us scream in our cubicles make us laugh out loud when we're viewing them vicariously in Dilbert, Scott Adams's comic strip, which appears in more than 2,000 newspapers. Color Sunday cartoons are presented on each weekly spread of this calendar that takes the sting out of scheduling those time-wasting meetings. Grids begin with Monday. $ 12.99
 200900006062 Procrastinator's S.O.S. Planner 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Andrews McMeel Procrastinator's S.O.S. Planner Engagement Calendar: Even the organized struggle to keep up with life in the 21st century, but for those whose favorite day of the week is tomorrow, every day is Mayday. Whether master timewasters are treading water by filling out a tax return extension, cramming all night before an exam, or picking up gifts at the 7-Eleven on Christmas Eve, this humorous yet handy calendar comes to their rescue. Each weekly spread has a To Do (or Not) List, and such features as Timewasters & Cheap Thrills, Bail-Out Excuses, and Ultimate Reprieves provide comic relief to those in Can they ship it FedEx? distress. There's no humiliating of the action-impaired, just the presentation of lifesaving facts and resources to help procrastinators keep their heads above water in a demanding world. $ 12.99
 200900006067 Peanuts 2009 Mini Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Peanuts Mini Desk Calendar: This calendar is perfectly sized for PEANUTS fans, big and small. With its magnetic backer and a full-color character pose featured on every page, this clever and convenient calendar is sure to please everyone. With an easel and a magnetic backer, this charming calendar can find a home just about anywhere. $ 7.99
 200900006098 Lawyers 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Lawyers Desk Calendar: A little daily humor is always welcomed by those who work in the legal system. The Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2009 Calendar offers the perfect mix of humorous quotes, outrageous laws, hilarious jokes, and frivolous lawsuits to bring about a hearty chuckle from any paralegal, court reporter, law clerk, or judge. $ 11.99
 200900006048 Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Desk Calendar: Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on redneck. He defines it as a glorious absence of sophistication. And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Each page of this calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy. $ 12.99
 200900006065 Pearls Before Swine 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Pearls Before Swine Desk Calendar: A rat is a rat is a rat . . . unless it's Stephan Pastis's rat. In that case, Rat is the top dog in Pearls Before Swine, one of the funniest comic strips to invade the funny pages in a long, long time. Since debuting in 2001, the highly lauded and deeply disturbed strip has found its way to more than 400 newspapers. This calendar features a year in the life of the messed-up menagerie that is Pig, Goat, Zebra, the ever-popular but not too smart Crocs, and of course, Rat, who in his own words, is, the world's most superior being, forced by fate to live amongst nobodies. Features full-color Sunday pages! $ 12.99
 200900001455 College 2009 Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing College Wall Calendar: This new wall calendar is a retro spoof on the best SEVEN years of any procrastinator's life! Each month, you'll find a humorous glimpse into the crazy world otherwise known as college life. From dorm food to drinking, mid-term exams to midnight rendezvous, nothing is off limits. $ 13.99
 200900006145 Dilbert 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Dilbert Desk Calendar: Office politics, bosses from hell, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, pointless assignments. The same things that make us scream in our cubicles make us laugh out loud when we're viewing them vicariously in Dilbert, Scott Adams's comic strip, which appears in more than 2,000 newspapers. Enjoy a favorite strip on each page of this Dilbert calendar. $ 12.99
 200900001454 Crack 2009 Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Crack Wall Calendar: Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis has been selling his offbeat greeting cards for more than a decade. He emphasizes that the cards that feature butts are always the ones that sell the best! The Crack Calendar features twelve of Eric's funniest cartoons. We defy anyone to look through them without cracking a smile. $ 13.99
 200900006137 Duh! 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Duh! Desk Calendar: People the world over keep doing and saying incredibly dumb—and therefore funny—things, as evidenced by the fact that the Duh! calendar is back with another edition. As long as there are robbers who get caught by fainting in the bank, there'll be a Duh! calendar to make us laugh. $ 12.99
 200900006104 An Insult-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel An Insult-A-Day Desk Calendar: As unrelenting as it is unapologetic, An Insult-a-Day 2009 Calendar delivers the kinds of atypical aphorisms you wish you had said—if only you'd thought of them first. Featuring humorous insults, jabs, and jeers from well-known comedians, films, and television shows, this calendar will have you chuckling guiltily. $ 12.99
 200900006076 Non Sequitur 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Non Sequitur Wall Calendar: Featuring twelve Non Sequitur panels selected to showcase Wiley's skewering, hilarious take on government, politics, and society in an election year, the Non Sequitur wall calendar will not only please you if you are one of Wiley's many devoted fans, but also will please anyone looking for a calendar a little off-center, smart, and downright funny. $ 13.99
 200900001464 Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Biddys Wall Calendar: Everybody knows one. Half the population is destined to become one. Biddys is an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those ladies with the big hats and little dogs. For those who enjoy a good laugh, this calendar puts it all in perspective. $ 13.99
 200900006125 Grandmas & Grandpas 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Grandmas & Grandpas Desk Calendar: These days, grandmas and grandpas are hip, full of zip, and on the go. They can be found hiking, traveling, shopping, even text messaging with their grandkids. With an up-to-the-minute tip, delightful story, or wonderful quote on every page, this calendar is just the ticket for such lively and hands-on grandparents. $ 11.99
 200900000457 Betty Boop 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Mead Betty Boop Mini Wall Calendar: Betty got smaller! The curvaceous brunette and her tiny voice now fit in tinier, curvier spaces! This smaller format fits anywhere a larger calendar won't, letting you boop-oop-a-doop anywhere: at school, at the office, at home or by the phone. $ 3.99
 200900000557 Betty Boop 2009 Wall Calendar
Daydream Betty Boop Wall Calendar: Everyone's favorite flapper has been boop-oop-a-dooping for years! The calendar with 12 full-color illustrations is the classic pin-up as it features Betty in a variety of flirtatious fashions and playful poses. $ 13.99
 200900006043 Ziggy 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Ziggy Wall Calendar: He's got no pants, no hair, and no luck. But he does have a positive outlook on life and keeps persevering no matter what obstacles come his way. Whether facing the workplace, restaurants, aliens, his computer, his garden, or his pets, Ziggy is up for the challenge. Ziggy may not always win, but he always finishes the race. Even if he's last. Whether through dryer lint sculptures or fridge masterpieces, Ziggy shows us how his life imitates art with this calendar, which features a full-color Sunday comic each month. Grid begins with Monday. $ 12.99
 200900002045 Peanuts Love Is... 2009 Wall Calendar
Graphique De France Peanuts Love Is... Wall Calendar: From generation to generation over the past 50 years, Charles Schulz’s characters have filled our hearts with joy. The 2009 Peanuts™ calendar celebrates the famous “Love is” series, with a “Love” quote and drawing each month to illustrate the many ways that love can express itself! Includes 60 fun stickers! $ 13.99
 200900006071 The Office Sticky Notes 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel The Office Sticky Notes Desk Calendar: Spread the humor around with The Office: Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes 2009 Calendar. Filled with office jargon, stories from actual job interviews, humorous quotes, plus useful phrases for coworkers, this calendar will add laughter to any workplace. No matter how you use it, this calendar helps office life become a little more tolerable. Each page is a sticky note, so just peel off a page you'd like to keep and stick if anywhere, or use it to jot a memo or request to a friend or coworker. $ 11.99
 200900006044 Ziggy 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Ziggy Desk Calendar: Ziggy takes things one day at a time and makes the most of them. Whether he's facing his weight, computer, menagerie, or Monday's, Ziggy's endless optimism in his pursuits is an inspiration to us all. This calendar features a different Ziggy comic each day. $ 13.99
 200900006042 Zits 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Zits Desk Calendar: Zits manages to capture those truly hilarious—and often embarrassing—moments of being a teen as well as the hair-raising side of being a teen's parent. Follow teenager Jeremy Duncan, his parents, and his friends as they embark on the tumultuous but entertaining journey known as The Zits Years. $ 12.99
 200900006152 The Classic Dave Barry 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel The Classic Dave Barry Desk Calendar: Here's the 2009 Classic Dave Barry calendar, with each page's entry handpicked from past columns and served up calendar-style. Don't worry; there's plenty of great material. For Pete's sake, the man wrote his darn column for a hundred years. $ 12.99
 200900000843 New Yorker Dogs 2009 Wall Calendar
TeNeues Publishing New Yorker Dogs Wall Calendar: Here we present some of today's most popular dog cartoons to get you through the year. This includes work from Charles Barsotti and Leo Cullum, two of the most prolific New Yorker dog cartoonists. $ 13.99
 200900000844 New Yorker Dogs 2009 Hardcover Engagement Calendar
TeNeues Publishing New Yorker Dogs Engagement Calendar: This sarcastic tongue-in-cheek Weekly Engagement Calendar will keep you laughing with the New Yorker Dogs all year long. The calendar also includes sections for Notes, Personal Data, Birthdays and Addresses as well as charts on World Time Differences, International Dialing Codes, International Holidays plus much more. $ 15.99
 200900000955 Bunny Suicides 2009 Hardcover Engagement Calendar
TeNeues Publishing Bunny Suicides Engagement Calendar: Andy Riley is a British author and scriptwriter. He has written two best-selling books, The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of Bunny Suicides. He also has a weekly comic strip on the Observer Magazine. This weekly engagement calendar features 26 reproductions of Riley's illustrations. The calendar also includes sections for Notes, Personal Data, Birthdays and Addresses as well as charts on World Time Differences, International Dialing Codes, International Holidays plus much more. $ 15.99
 200900000841 New Yorker Office 2009 Wall Calendar
TeNeues Publishing New Yorker Office Wall Calendar: Since The New Yorker first appeared on newsstands, in 1925, we have seen within its pages the creation and evolution of the one-panel cartoon. Here we present some of today's most popular office cartoons. $ 13.99
 200900000954 Bunny Suicides 2009 Wall Calendar
TeNeues Publishing Bunny Suicides Wall Calendar: Andy Riley is a British author and scriptwriter. He has written two best-selling books, The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of Bunny Suicides. He also has a weekly comic strip on the Observer Magazine. Enjoy a dozen twisted illustrations in this wall calendar. $ 13.99
 200900003021 Smiley Faces 2009 Wall Calendar
Time Factory Smiley Faces Wall Calendar: Don’t worry, be Happy! Get happy with this wall calendar featuring joyful fruits and vegetables sporting Smiley Facess. Includes a bonus 24” x 12” image. $ 12.99
 200900007582 Depressories 2009 Wall Calendar
Time Factory Depressories Wall Calendar: The calendar is derived from life's pitfalls. Seeking words of wisdom? Then this calendar is not for you. The anti-inspiration calendar that will surely cause a roar of laughter. $ 12.99
 200900005957 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: The perennially bestselling jokes calendar is back with a hilarious (and knee-slapping) year of knockknocks, riddles, silly definitions, and—did we mention?—puns. Who did the wolf man take to the dance? His ghoulfriend. You’ll groan, you’ll laugh, you’ll groan again. Because some jokes are so bad, you just can’t resist them. Why did the five and ten dollar bills decide not to go to the pub? It was a singles bar. Da dum! $ 11.99
 200900004739 Zoo in a Box 2009 Desk Calendar
Willow Creek Press Zoo in a Box Desk Calendar: You never know what's going to happen when animals start talking, but you're sure to cluck with laughter. From chickens wearing lipstick to the advent of steel wool, over 320 black & white and color cartoons expose life from the animals' perspectives. Cartoonist Leigh Rubin brings to life the day-to-day antics of all animals, divulging their secrets from the wild. $ 13.99
 200900005924 Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit Desk Calendar: Introducing the calendar certain to pop up in cubicles all over America. If you've ever wondered how to harness intellectual capital, why that MQNWSMEWGABHANG (Moderately qualified, non-threatening white straight male employee who gets ahead because he's a nice guy) was promoted ahead of you, or what your boss really meant when she said keep me in the loop, this calendar belongs on your desktop. Based on the book The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit, the calendar features hundreds of caustically funny definitions for the clichd, meaningless, and euphemistic jargon and buzzwords that supplant actual communication in offices every day. $ 11.99
 200900005917 365 Days of Duct Tape Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing 365 Days of Duct Tape Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: They’re the masters of The Tape. The goofy gurus of adhesive. They are, of course, Jim and Tim—two guys who’ve made it their life’s mission to spread the gospel of duct tape. It’s a new year of tips, sightings, duct tape practical jokes, “Brainteasers du Month,” Photo Fundays, and more. $ 11.99
 200900005918 Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: Celebrate the wacky, weird, and just plain fun with the masters of offbeat humor at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute—whose quirky and compulsively readable books have sold over 3 million copies. Here are inventions that didn’t quite make it; unusual world record holders; plus Absorbing Questions, Bathroom Brainteasers, Legal Briefs, and Pot-Pourri. $ 11.99
 200900003766 It's Happy Bunny DVD 2009 Wall Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny DVD Wall Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. DVD bonus desktop calendar included! $ 14.99
 200900004669 Urban Dictionary 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Urban Dictionary Desk Calendar: The Urban Dictionary 2009 Calendar culls from the phenomenally popular website urbandictionary.com as well as from the two Urban Dictionary books to give readers each day one of the funniest, wittiest, and most provocative phrases that define the modern slang scene. This calendar is perfect for those who want to pick up some new slang and those who want to translate it. $ 12.99
 200900006414 ULB 2009 Wall Calendar
Aquarius ULB Wall Calendar: ULB (aka Ugly Little Bitch) was created by Wendy L'Belle who is an animator and artist with an attitude. Now found in music, juniors and specialty stores nationwide, ULB is understood at all levels of distribution using clean one liners or goes a little naughtier depending on the stores' attitude. $ 13.99
 200900000784 Stephen Colbert I Am America 2009 Desk Calendar
Little, Brown and Company Stephen Colbert I Am America Desk Calendar: Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen Colbert addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong. I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. $ 12.99
 200900004593 Hatched 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Hatched Mini Wall Calendar: Following the best-selling Bitter With Baggage Seeks Same, Sloane Tanen's chickens are back, but this time they've only got one thing on their minds: chicks! From epidurals and stretch marks to diaper rash and day care, never before have the joys, trials, and tribulations of having and raising a baby been so ingeniously and truthfully rendered. The perfect gift for new moms and mothers-to-be everywhere. $ 7.99
 200900002159 Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes 2009 Desk Calendar
Abrams Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Desk Calendar: What do Hegel and Bette Midler have in common? With philosophy facts and jokes from Abrams' bestselling Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar…., this hilarious boxed calendar offers a not-so-reverent crash course through the great philosophical traditions, schools, concepts, and thinkers. Finally it all makes sense! $ 12.99
 200900004620 The Rejection Collection 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Andrews McMeel The Rejection Collection Engagement Calendar: This outrageously funny compilation of cartoons rejected by The New Yorker is based on the popular book of the same name. The Rejection Collection 2009 calendar's irreverent wit is sure to entertain fans of actual New Yorker cartoons and those who like a little added edge with their humor. Includes works by well-known current New Yorker artists: Matthew Diffee, Pat Byrnes, Tom Cheney, Michael Crawford, Leo Cullum, Arnie Levin, Barbara Smaller, JC Duffy, and Alex Gregory, to name a few. The Rejection Collection 2009 comes straight from the cartoonists themselves and is not authorized or sponsored by The New Yorker. $ 13.99
 200900005947 Wacky Web Sites Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing Wacky Web Sites Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: When your boss turns her back, discover a new online escape with just a click of the mouse. Featuring the kookiest, funniest, oddest, geekiest, and most amusing sites out there, Wacky Websites offers a year of utterly addictive (if often pointless) entertainment. Flash back to the elementary school lunchroom with an online museum of lunch boxes (with matching thermoses, of course!). Learn the exciting sport of squirrel fishing. Plus a recipe for real southern moonshine, an Elvis-sighting bulletin board, a dictionary of British teen slang, and TGIF Time Wasters, including Rate My Bunny, a site where you rate the cuteness quotient of bunny rabbits. Okay, maybe you should get back to that spreadsheet now. $ 11.99
 200900002767 Larry the Cable Guy 2009 Wall Calendar
SRI Marketing Larry the Cable Guy Wall Calendar: This calendar is a hilarious selection of pictures featuring the top comedian in the US. Definitely one of the funniest calendars on the market $ 13.99
 200900006077 Non Sequitur 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Non Sequitur Desk Calendar: Featuring a different Non Sequitur panel each day, this calendar is the pot of gold for Non Sequitur fans or anyone else looking for a smart, funny, yet slightly off-center laugh each day. It's all here: politics, business, family life, religion, pop culture—basically anything people talk about, Wiley pokes fun with his trademark intelligent yet wacky wit and perspective. Who else would consider why Jihadist rallies don't have Q and A sessions? $ 12.99
 200900004628 Dangerous Book for Boys 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Dangerous Book for Boys Desk Calendar: The Dangerous Book for Boys, the runaway sensation that captured the hearts and imaginations of men and boys everywhere, is now a fun and exciting day-to-day calendar. Each dangerous day brings you an action-filled game, daring activity, or inspiring trivia that is sure to fascinate and entertain. Learn how to make the greatest paper plane in the world or how to play marbles. Read all about how Morse code works and why dinosaurs became extinct. And discover astonishing facts about famous battles, astronomy, and fossils. The Dangerous Book for Boys 2009 is an eclectic collection of things that every adventurous and curious boy should know. $ 11.99
 200900005963 The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: Celebrating 15 years of mind-blowing success—and supreme stupidity! The #1 top-selling black-and-white Page-A-Day is back with a whole new batch of shocking ignorance, malapropisms, foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity airheadedness, and government spin: Rat complaints have gone up, but we see that as a positive thing, because more people know how to contact us now.—New York City complaints hotline bureaucrat. Plus hopelessly mixed metaphors, odd menu items, dumb tourist questions, and supermodel Naomi Campbell: I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta. $ 11.99
 200900002873 For Better or for Worse 2009 Wall Calendar
Wyman Publishing For Better or for Worse Wall Calendar: Award winning cartoonist Lynn Johnston has again produced a witty and delightful look at family life. Johnston's talented hand and wonderful sense of humor has created these beloved characters of the Patterson family. Millions of readers enjoy the daily adventures and challenges faced by the Pattersons. Funny as ever! $ 13.99
 200900001660 Peanuts Mom's Organizer 2009 Magnetic Mount Wall Calendar
Graphique De France ***Begins August 2008!***Peanuts Mom's Organizer Magnetic Mount Wall Calendar: The Peanuts™ gang and this new family organizer will help make your schedules manageable and your year fun! Features include tabbed contacts lists, magnetic hanging strip, 400 fun activity stickers, parents’ contacts, kids’ contacts, dates to remember, 17month format, and a special grid. $ 14.99
 200900003721 Retro Spoof 2009 Wall Calendar
Trends International Corp. Retro Spoof Wall Calendar: Take a retro look at modern-day life with this edition of this classic favorite. From beer, love (or lack thereof), education, life, video games and smoking, no one says it better than Retro Spoof. $ 12.99
 200900004672 Brevity 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Brevity Wall Calendar: William Shakespeare must have had a premonition of Guy Endore-Kaiser and Rodd Perry's comic strip when he said Brevity is the soul of wit. With its sly sense of humor and ingeniously understated art, Brevity is not your normal comics fare. It features an eclectic cast of characters such as sporks, nerds, animals, or people in unusual yet relatable situations. Like the comics featured in them, this calendar is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic, and uproariously funny. $ 13.99
 200900001665 Life 101 2009 Wall Calendar
Graphique De France Life 101 Wall Calendar: Life 101 is full of useful everyday tips, things your mother told you that you wish you had listened to, and basic etiquette, all drolly illustrated with unique photographs. Life 101 is the essential quickreference guide to life — you’ll wonder how you ever got by without it! $ 13.99
 200900004625 Revenge 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Revenge Desk Calendar: The sadness and hurt felt when we're dumped, fired, or cut off in traffic cannot be assuaged. Except by one thing: revenge. Revenge provides a year's worth of everything you've ever wanted to know about getting even. Providing practical tips for getting around caller ID, what clothes to wear while stalking, or the best tools for letting the air out of tires, this is a must-have for anyone looking to reclaim his or her sense of dignity by delving into the depths of desperation. $ 11.99
 200900001642 Life 101 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Graphique De France Life 101 Mini Wall Calendar: Life 101 is full of useful everyday tips, things your mother told you that you wish you had listened to, and basic etiquette, all drolly illustrated with unique photographs. Life 101 is the essential quick reference guide to life — you’ll wonder how you ever got by without it! $ 6.99
 200900004671 Lio 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Lio Desk Calendar: Explore the dark side through the eyes of LiÓ, a little boy with a monstrous imagination who—among other things—aspires to be a vampire, consorts with extraterrestrials, and would rather cuddle with a tarantula than a teddy bear. A clever new comic drawn in the style of pantomime strips, LiÓ offers an edgy twist to the comic format while rarely using dialogue. The result is a journey into the darkly detailed world of young LiÓ and his bizarre creature co-stars. $ 12.99
 200900004673 Pearls Before Swine 2009 Wall Calendar
Andrews McMeel Pearls Before Swine Wall Calendar: Imagine Rat, Pig, Duck, and the Crocs hanging in homes and offices across the land. It's a dream come true: Pearls Before Swine now has its very own wall calendar. The monthly images are expanded panels from readers' favorite strips, each specially drawn and colored pretty just for the occasion. Bonus: The strips are included, too. How clever. How funny. $ 13.99
 200900001661 Office 101 2009 Wall Calendar
Graphique De France Office 101 Wall Calendar: You love your job. You love your coworkers. You love your customers. Most of the time. This calendar is for those other days, when you want to scream at your customers, yell at your coworkers and run out of the building, shrieking. You’ll laugh your way through the year with this compendium of practical advice, presented with humorous photos illustrating what we all wish we could do at the office! $ 13.99
 200900006133 For Better or For Worse 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel For Better or For Worse Desk Calendar: Each day, For Better or For Worse creator Lynn Johnston brings humor, emotion, and companionship to her readers in this heartwarming, semi-autobiographical strip. This year finds April dealing with the trials of adolescence, Elizabeth enjoying life and teaching up north, while Michael and Deanna encounter unreasonable neighbors. Johnston has been honored with a Pulitzer nomination, the prestigious Reuben Award, has been appointed to The Order of Canada, and has received a star on Canada's Walk of Fame. $ 12.99
 200900007626 Uglydoll 2009 Wall Calendar
Chronicle Books Uglydoll Wall Calendar: Whether it's Moxy bouncing off the walls, Ice Bat glowing in the dark, or Cinko's fear of water, the Uglys are always impulsive. Spice up the year with this irresistible wall calendar showcasing all-new Ugly adventures, plus super-smarty stickers! $ 12.99
 200900004356 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Planner
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Planner: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. This weekly planner begins September 2008 and features a protective vinyl cover. $ 6.99
 200900004624 Office Time Killers 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Office Time Killers Desk Calendar: Millions of work hours are wasted every year by employees trying to figure out how to while away the day. Surfing the Internet is pass and gabbing around the water cooler is nothing if not clich. Now, workers can spend the precious hours between 9 am and 5 pm where they should—hunched over a desk pretending to work. With Office Time-Killers 2009, you can pretend to be scribbling notes when you're really practicing your doodling skills! Filled with doodle starters, games, and activities, it's the perfect way to let your mind wander. $ 11.99
 200900002461 Presidential Blunders 2009 Wall Calendar
Sourcebooks Presidential Blunders Wall Calendar: The stumbles, bumbles and blunders that remind us to laugh at our leaders. Some people may think politics is serious business. Others are convinced that one political party is more blunder-prone than another. In reality this collection shows politics at the highest level is often laughable and all the Presidents—regardless of party affiliation—can have their moments. Eisenhower, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, George H.W. Bush and of course George W. Bush at their most hysterical. Remember, laughing at our leaders keeps America a free country! $ 12.99
 200900003767 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Desk Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Desk Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. $ 12.99
 200900002118 The Procrastinator's Calendar 2009 Desk Calendar
Avalanche Publishing The Procrastinator's Calendar Desk Calendar: Discover hundreds of great reasons for procrastinating that you never got around to figuring out yourself. With the help of this calendar, you may never have to do anything again! Includes daily strategies for delaying, rescheduling, and generally avoiding whatever it is you should be doing. $ 12.99
 200900005812 Edward Gorey Story for Sara 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Pomegranate Edward Gorey Story for Sara Mini Wall Calendar: This mini wall calendar features the Story for Sara: What Happened to a Little Girl, by French writer and humorist Alphonse Allais translated into English and brought to life by the distinctive drawings of Edward Gorey. $ 7.99
 200900005814 Edward Gorey Postcards 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Pomegranate Edward Gorey Postcards Engagement Calendar: Murder, mayhem, and unfortunate innocents meeting mysterious ends—dark deeds lurk in almost every crepuscular corner of Edward Gorey's works. The 26 postcard images in this planner include 13 drawings selected from among Gorey's illustrated books. Also includes a weekly engagement calendar, a page for notes, and a personal information page. $ 12.99
 200900002099 Life is Crap 2009 Magnetic Mount Wall Calendar
Avalanche Publishing Life is Crap Wall Calendar: Enjoy a year of humorous images that make you chuckle, groan, or just be grateful that it isn't happening to you. The perfect calendar for refrigerator, file cabinet, or locker. Comes with a magnetic hanger and a standard wall hanger. Also includes a magnetic pen. $ 9.99
 200900005811 Edward Gorey Neglected Murderesses 2009 Wall Calendar
Pomegranate Edward Gorey Neglected Murderesses Wall Calendar: Christened Angelica Transome, in a village infelicitously named Nether Postlude, a girl might be tempted to behave ghoulishly. And having misbehaved, might she not think herself deserving of a headline or two, possibly a mini-series, if only after the hangman had got her? But no. This calendar features a dozen illustrations of Neglected Murderesses by Edward Gorey. $ 13.99
 200900005889 Anguished English 2009 Desk Calendar
Pomegranate Anguished English Desk Calendar: Richard Lederer hosts A Way with Words on public radio and has written more than thirty books on language. This wickedly funny calendar contains 314 misbegotten morsels of mangled English (Saturdays and Sundays share a page and a morsel) culled from medical reports, advertisements, and other fruitful sources. Also included are yearly grids for 2009 and 2010, and pages for notes. $ 12.99
 200900005831 Do It Later! 2009 Planner
Pomegranate Do It Later! Planner: Back for its fourth year, this immensely popular organizational calendar is designed for the professional procrastinator. Along with ample room to note appointments, each week’s calendar grid offers procrastinator wisdom and tips (such as “Don’t sweat the small stuff-just don’t do any of it”); wry quotes; an organizational section for prioritizing your delay tactics; and generous space for doodling. Sprinkled throughout are lists of things to do (or not), such as “Things you’d like to tell your most annoying neighbor” and “Things you would do if elected president,” along with entertaining diversions, just-in-time survival tactics, and more. Also includes full-year 2009 and 2010 spreads. $ 12.99
 200900002117 Life is Crap 2009 Desk Calendar
Avalanche Publishing Life is Crap Desk Calendar: While the glass may be half full...sometimes it's half full of crap! Poking a little fun at ourselves, and at the world, is the best way to get through those occasional lousy moments. Enjoy a humorous image each day that will make you chuckle, groan, or just be grateful that it isn't happening to you. $ 12.99
 200900005804 Chas Addams 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Pomegranate Chas Addams Mini Wall Calendar: This mini calendar—a bit small for Lurch, perhaps, but just right for Thing—lets you join the Addams Family for a year of mordantly amusing Halloweens. Twelve images with a whiff of arsenic and musty hallways appear in this droll calendar. $ 7.99
 200900003765 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Mini Wall Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. $ 3.99
 200900002101 Violent Veg 2009 Magnetic Mount Wall Calendar
Avalanche Publishing Violent Veg Wall Calendar: Get your full serving of veggie humor in this handy magnetic calendar. Spend a year with these hilarious edgy images and you'll never look at vegetables the same way again! The perfect calendar for refrigerator, file cabinet, or locker. Comes with a magnetic hanger and a standard wall hanger. Also includes a magnetic pen. $ 9.99
 200900001964 Bad Driver's Handbook 2009 Desk Calendar
Avalanche Publishing Bad Driver's Handbook Desk Calendar: Discover the liberating truths about driving! Novice and experienced drivers alike will enjoy the comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving habits as: Intimidating Pedestrians; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? From The Bad Drivers Handbook by Zack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein, first published in book format by Santa Monica Press L.L.C. Get a daily dose of the things you love! This daily tear-off calendar has a handy built-in easel stand that's perfect for desktop or dresser! $ 12.99
 200900002120 The Action Hero's Handbook 2009 Desk Calendar
Avalanche Publishing The Action Hero's Handbook Desk Calendar: Based on the book The Action Hero's Handbook, this calendar is the perfect guide for anyone who wants to be as smooth as James Bond, as clever as Captain Kirk, or as tough as Charlie's Angels. Every day you'll find real-life action hero techniques, directly from the experts: FBI agents, stuntmen, karate masters, criminologists, and many others. With the tips in this calendar, you'll be ready for anything! $ 12.99
 200900002412 Connect the Erotic Dots 2009 Desk Calendar
Sellers Publishing Connect the Erotic Dots Desk Calendar: Make the connection and have a bit of fun! Connect the Erotic Dots is an exciting new daily calendar filled with over 300 erotic puzzles to get your heart racing. These fun and addictive puzzles are solved in the same manner as traditional dot-to-dot puzzles by connecting the dots in the same order as their numbers. $ 12.99
 200900002132 Life is Crap 2009 Wall Calendar
Avalanche Publishing Life is Crap Wall Calendar: While the glass may be half full...sometimes it's half full of crap! Poking a little fun at ourselves, and at the world, is the best way to get through those occasional lousy moments. Enjoy a humorous image each day that will make you chuckle, groan, or just be grateful that it isn't happening to you. $ 13.99
 200900002428 Ziggy Family Planner 2009 Pocket Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing ***Begins August 2008!***Ziggy Family Planner Pocket Wall Calendar: This calendar includes Tom Wilson's classic comic strips featuring Ziggy and his menagerie of pets—Fuzz, Sid, Goldie, Josh, and Whack. Follow them through the year as you track your busy schedule. The oversized grid offers plenty of space for notations and is complete with 17 months, so it can be used from the start of the school year all the way through to the end of 2009. It features a handy pocket to save appointment cards, notes, tickets, and important reminders. $ 13.99
 200900003353 Friday Night Fights 2009 Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Friday Night Fights Wall Calendar: Drinking vs. Studying—Brains vs. Beauty—Beer Goggles vs. Reality! If you've spent any time in those hallowed halls of higher learning, you've likely experienced that age-old struggle that college kids everywhere battle: Do I hit the books and study tonight, or go out and have some fun? This cheeky calendar is a collection of posters that parody the internal conflict taking place in the mind of the college student every weekend. $ 13.99
 200900002452 Angry Little Girls 2009 Wall Calendar
Sellers Publishing Angry Little Girls Wall Calendar: It's another year, and you'll undoubtedly get frustrated by clueless boyfriends, nagging parents and stupid people. Good thing you can spend the year with this Angry Little Girls calendar. Every month, whether you feel angry, disenchanted, crazy, fresh or gloomy, you can commiserate with your favorite Angry Little Girls character: Kim, Deborah, Maria, Wanda and Xyla. They understand that life is annoying and getting through the next year won't be easy, but at least it'll be a bit funnier with a little help from the Angry Little Girls! $ 13.99
 200900002398 The Year's Best Bumper Stickers 2009 Desk Calendar
Sellers Publishing The Year's Best Bumper Stickers Desk Calendar: This entertaining daily calendar is filled with bumper stickers that are guaranteed to make you laugh! All of those great one-liners that catch your eye on the road fill the pages of The Year's Best Bumper Stickers. These funny, at times cheeky, and sometimes just plain outlandish sayings are sure to amuse you. And with more than 300 bumper sticker expressions, each new day will bring a smile to your face, without ever having to take your eyes off the road! $ 12.99
 200900001156 Betty Boop 2009 Pocket Planner
Daydream Betty Boop Pocket Planner: Get yourself boop-oop-a-dooping! Our 2-year pocket-sized planners make light work of scheduling. No more and no less than exactly what you need to plan your life wherever you need. You will be drawn into this step toward simplicity. $ 4.99
 200900000493 Betty Boop 2009 Desk Calendar
Mead Betty Boop Desk Calendar: With a convenient tear-off page for each day of the year, the Betty Boop Year-in-a-Box calendar will have you boop-oop-a-dooping day after day with everyone's favorite flapper! The perfect companion by the phone, on the desk or at bedside. Purchase several—one for you and more for your friends! $ 12.99
 200900000517 Betty Boop 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Daydream Betty Boop Engagement Calendar: Plan your year week by week as you join Betty in a wiggle and a giggle. The spiral binding allows the calendar to open flat for convenient writing, and the 7.5 x 8.75 format will even fit in your handbag. Full color images display the Boopiness of everyone's favorite beauty. $ 15.99
 200900001142 Revilo 2009 Desk Calendar
Landmark Revilo Desk Calendar: Revilo is Oliver Christianson, creator of some of the most amusing cartoons ever sent via US mail. You've seen his cartoons in National Lampoon, Esquire, Parents, Cosmo, and Good Housekeeping. This calendar holds over 300 of Revilo's best cartoons to fill your entire year with twisted fun! $ 12.99
 200900001148 Cube Chic 2009 Wall Calendar
Landmark Cube Chic Wall Calendar: Millions of office workers are dreaming of ways to personalize their anonymous cubicles. This funny, visually appealing calendar based on the popular book provides usable ideas. $ 12.99
 200900004136 It's a Gnome's World 2009 Wall Calendar
Image Connection It's a Gnome's World Wall Calendar: Gnomes are found in most countries of the world. They have a reputation for being kind, loving, considerate of all living things, and for having a great sense of humor. They not only understand how to get along with their neighbors, but play hard and do a lot of loving of life (and each other). $ 13.95
 200900004980 Crop Circles 2009 Wall Calendar
Amber Lotus Crop Circles Wall Calendar: They appear seemingly out of nowhere, one moment a pristine field, the next moment a complex and mysterious design imprinted in the nearly ripened wheat. The stalks are bent and lain in swirls and patterns of mathematical precision and yet remain virtually undamaged. Some designs demonstrate principles of geometry while others portray ancient religious symbols. Skeptics tell us they're hoaxes, but no one can fully explain how these patterns are created with such speed and accuracy. Some even believe there are alien forces at work. This calendar features thirteen incredible crop circle photographs paired with fascinating information about this phenomenon by expert Freddy Silva, a leading researcher of the crop circle phenomena. $ 13.99
 200900001204 Funny Business 2009 Wall Calendar
Daydream Funny Business Wall Calendar: Now here's some humor by Revilo that will have you whistling while you work. Quirky cartoons on office life provide a refreshingly off-beat take on life in the cube club. $ 13.99
 200900001143 Occupational Hazards 2009 Desk Calendar
Landmark Occupational Hazards Desk Calendar: Office humor gets hilariously proactive! Build cubicle camaraderie or just chuckle to yourself with a daily dose of outrageous office behavior. $ 12.99
 200900001164 Occupational Hazards Spinner 2009 Wall Calendar
Daydream Occupational Hazards Spinner Wall Calendar: A witty look at life in the work place where anything can happen, especially if you let the spinner decide your fate. A creative addition to the wall calendar places the perfect tension-breaker right at your fingertips. The spinner at the bottom of the page lets fate decide your next smart retort or dare. $ 14.99
 200900006073 The New Yorker 2009 Hardcover Engagement Calendar
Andrews McMeel The New Yorker Engagement Calendar: Stay organized with humor and style with The New Yorker Desk Diary 2009. Each weekly spread features a three-month quick glance overview, ample room for notes, and is punctuated by a classic New Yorker cartoon specially selected from their extensive archives. The full color About Town section features important travel related numbers as well as key New York restaurants, nightclubs, theaters, and hotels. An expanded address section leaves ample room for key contacts, friends, and family, and a reinforced pocket lets you store notes, receipts, and grocery lists. The durable leather-finish cover and generous 7 1/4 x 10 size make this the ideal executive diary for home or office. $ 29.95
 200900007649 Sex 2009 Desk Calendar
Chronicle Books Sex Desk Calendar: This cheeky calendar features a sex position and hilarious caption for each day of the year. Also includes juicy tidbits including equipment, benefits, and calories expended. Make each day (and night) one to remember this year! This product does contain nudity and is recommended for a mature audience. $ 11.99
 200900007650 The Bad Girl's Rage-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Chronicle Books The Bad Girl's Rage-A-Day Desk Calendar: Daily tips and tricks for getting out of dud dates, making home beauty shrines, and inspiration from notorious Bad Girls of History are sure to make the year fly by. Make this your year to get serious about being bad every day, every way. $ 11.99
 200900004590 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Mini Wall Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. $ 6.99
 200900006366 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Poster Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Poster Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. Perfect for decorating anywhere, this poster calendar includes 14 posters! Perforated edges make removing your posters easy, while the hanger makes displaying your calendar trouble-free. $ 12.99
 200900003460 It's Happy Bunny 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar
Trends International Corp. It's Happy Bunny Engagement Calendar: The Happy Bunny who dislikes everybody earned the title of Best Art Brand License at the International Licensing Show in 2005. So it seems fans aren’t the only ones unable to resist the cute bunny with the foul mouth telling it like it is. $ 15.99
 200900001229 The Zombie Field Guide 2009 Wall Calendar
Daydream The Zombie Field Guide Wall Calendar: Now you can stay current with a 13-month calendar so clever, it's scary! This spoof of 1960s horror movies features spooky imagery, great color throughout and is designed to keep you on schedule—and up all night! $ 13.99
 200900006025 Medical Cartoon-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Medical Cartoon-A-Day Desk Calendar: This calendar is filled with healthy medical cartoons from humorist Jonny Hawkins. Jonny's works have been in greeting cards, calendars, and books. They also brighten the pages of over 265 publications including Forbes Magazine, Saturday Evening Post, Reader's Digest, Medical Post, Barron's, Guideposts, and Harvard Business Review. $ 12.99
 200900006388 Beer Games 2009 Wall Calendar
Aquarius Beer Games Wall Calendar: Parties will never be the same with this monthly guide to Beer Games you can play. Games featured include Drug Dealer, 3 Man, Chase Quarters, Boxing, Beer Pong, Anchorman, and more. $ 13.99
 200900002237 Monthly Doos 2009 Wall Calendar
Watch Your Step Monthly Doos Wall Calendar: Majestic mountains, fields of flowers, snow drifts and glorious seascapes all serve as backdrops for the tastefully photographed doo—a fact of life that's touched us all! Each month features humorous jokes, facts, and stories of a doo as well as photos of the hounds that made the mounds. Monthly Doos is a parody of scenic calendars that's become a classic. $ 13.95
 200900010298 Big Buds 2009 Wall Calendar
Quick American Archives Big Buds Wall Calendar: Does marijuana get you through long winter months, spring rains, and intense summer heat? Then Ed Rosenthal's got you covered with this year-long commemoration of his favorite flora. Each month features a full-color photograph of a different variety of marijuana, accompanied by further information about it. Also included are significant dates in marijuana history and culture, and even birthdays of famous cannabis enthusiasts. No matter your relation to this celebrated plant, these stunning photographs and amusing tidbits delight year-round. $ 13.95
 200900007196 Real Time with Bill Maher 2009 Desk Calendar
Mead Real Time with Bill Maher Desk Calendar: Are you a typical corporate schlub who's stuck behind a monolithic PC firewall, mainly staring at framed Emerson quotes all day or reading emails composed by people who attended college classes in their slippers? Wake up, you beautiful cube drone! You are the one risking a cathode blinding for the team. You are the one expected to discover your professional self through photos of geese in formation. Fight through it! Take back your workspace! Put this calendar on your desk! Every day when you laugh out loud at Bill Maher's incisive political humor, you're telling executives, Hey! I can think for myself! They hate that. $ 12.99
 200900011077 Tundra 2009 Desk Calendar
Tundra Comics, LLC Tundra Desk Calendar: Now you can enjoy TUNDRA from the comfort of your own desk throughout the entire year! Every page in full color. 365 days of Funny! $ 12.99
 200900000523 Betty Boop 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Daydream Betty Boop Mini Wall Calendar: Betty got smaller! The curvaceous brunette and her tiny voice now fit in tinier, curvier spaces! This smaller format fits anywhere a larger calendar won't, letting you boop-oop-a-doop anywhere: at school, at the office, at home or by the phone. $ 6.99
 200900009347 Vintage MAD 2009 Wall Calendar
Asgard Press Vintage MAD Wall Calendar: Classic reproductions from the early days of MAD Magazine. Each cover is reproduced on archival-quality 100% recycled paper with soy inks and removes easily to fit any standard 11”x14” frame. $ 18.95
 200900011127 Pardon My President 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel Pardon My President Desk Calendar: The Pardon My President 2009 weekly boxed calendar attempts to right Bush's wrongs, with 53 letters of apology to those the Bush administration trampled on while in office. Based on the upcoming Fall book release by Seth Grahame-Smith, the calendar will feature mailable letters in a patented Accord-style flip-top box. $ 13.99
 200900002788 Bathroom Humor 2009 Desk Calendar
Workman Publishing Bathroom Humor Desk Calendar: Perfect for potty mouths or anyone who can't seem to get their minds out of the, well, toiletthis john-shaped calendar overflows with laugh-out-loud latrine-themed fun. Includes jokes, puns, trivia, bathroom, pranks, quotes, and more. $ 12.99
 200900010300 High Times 2009 Wall Calendar
High Times Books High Times Wall Calendar: For those thinking of starting their own gardens or growers worried that they’re falling behind schedule, High Times Books is proud to offer the High Times 2009 Ultimate Grow Calendar, featuring hot tips from the world's foremost cannabis cultivator, Jorge Cervantes, and 12 centerfold, quality bud shots. Packed with monthly summaries and daily grow tips, this calendar aims to keep gardeners on track, whether growing indoors or outside. Covering everything from temperature control to nutrient programs and featuring simple but timely reminders to look ahead in the season, this year's grow calendar is the first of its kind and is sure to be a useful tool for any grower. $ 13.99
 200900012208 George Carlin 2009 Desk Calendar
Andrews McMeel George Carlin Desk Calendar: An American comedic icon, George Carlin entertained and enlightened audiences, garnering a throng of devoted fans that spanned two generations. With his irreverent, ranting style, he delivered intelligent yet hysterical social commentary and poked fun at and poked holes in the absurdities of everyday life. He was an equal-opportunity offender, taking aim at politicians, sports, language, religion, the media, and conventional thinking of all colors. A reissue of the best-selling 2008 edition, this calendar gathers some of Carlin's finest, featuring his searing satires, stinging social commentary, oblique one-liners, and, yes, those seven words and more, letting readers experience his humor full-force and full-blast once again. $ 12.99
 200900011040 The Onion 2009 Desk Calendar
Chronicle Books The Onion Desk Calendar: You can count on the award-winning news coverage of The Onion, now delivered to you every day of the year. This daily calendar is packed with entertaining headlines, news snippets, interviews, reviews, horoscopes, and other indispensable information. $ 12.99
 200900011041 The Onion 2009 Wall Calendar
Chronicle Books The Onion Wall Calendar: The Onion, creators of the bestselling book Our Dumb World: Atlas of the Planet Earth, now bring you the world, every month of the year. Includes world and U.S. facts, country maps, iconic photographsall the world's accumulated knowledgepresented to help compulsive date-checkers misunderstand the world around them, its strange cultures, and its frightening cuisines. $ 11.99
 200900006395 Coolidge Dogs 2009 Wall Calendar
Aquarius Coolidge Dogs Wall Calendar: This calendar features 13 reproductions of paintings by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge of dogs playing poker billiards and baseball. $ 13.99
 200900002766 Bill Engvall Here's Your Sign 2009 Wall Calendar
SRI Marketing Bill Engvall Here's Your Sign Wall Calendar: Spend 2009 with the hilarious musings of Bill Engvall with his all-new Here's Your Sign calendar. $ 13.99
V8.07
| 